Beauty and the booty

mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:02:04 -0400

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

oldprickbitches: I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:01:08 -0400

I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever told at a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:00:16 -0400

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

pawnee-crossing: You’re damn right it does.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:58:33 -0400

pawnee-crossing:

You’re damn right it does.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:42:58 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:41:27 -0400

lemartian: panties-inabunch: freekahzoid: foxxxynegrodamus: c...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:34:22 -0400

lemartian:

panties-inabunch:

freekahzoid:

foxxxynegrodamus:

cocojigglypuff:

2hunna:

souljer

i can’t breathe

I just became a Soulja Boy fan

lmfaoooooooooo

bruh LMAO

reblogging again because this is totally me

spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:03:56 -0400

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

jobie: KISS OF DEATH

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:54:53 -0400

jobie:

KISS OF DEATH

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:52:50 -0400

alt-j: music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:39:17 -0400

alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

numenorr: devildoll: the giraffe is much more interested in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:37:10 -0400

numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

fatwink: IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:31:44 -0400

fatwink:

IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:29:00 -0400

insane-clever-title-goes-here: sEnd help

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:27:00 -0400

insane-clever-title-goes-here:

sEnd help

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:26:42 -0400

jackspicergirl: imtoolaceytodoanything: bondoge: why do i still have to go to school i thought...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:55:24 -0400

jackspicergirl:

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

internet

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:55:12 -0400